Hi everyone. It seems that the same questions keep popping up in the emails I receive, so in the interest of saving time, I’ll answer them here.

Some of them, (are you single?) are none of your goddamn business but yes, if you are a super hot skinny chick, just kidding you can weigh 105lbs. More questions and answers will be added later. If you like you can email me with your question or praise.

	Do you really read your emails?
	I don’t often have time to read all my emails. Your chances of being responded to personally increase if a) you kiss my ass a lot or b) you have a terminal disease (NOT herpes).
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	CAN I GET AN AUTOGRAPH?
	Maybe.
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	ARE YOU SINGLE?
	See above.
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